I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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