Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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