community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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