If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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