If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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