I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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