ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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