She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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