i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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