So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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