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They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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