I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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