Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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