brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
kristin has been a bad kristin
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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