I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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