if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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