See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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