Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
