I never want to see another naked old woman again.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i think i just lost a toe
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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