That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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