But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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