You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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