Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Your cock deserves a montage
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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