I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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