Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize