Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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