He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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