I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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