It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
