If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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