quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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