Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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