Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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