Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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