Is it normal to miss your booty call?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He has the fingertips of a God
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