Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
