Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
