yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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