i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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