New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Randomize
