Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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