a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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