i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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