i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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