I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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