remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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