I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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