love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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