Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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