literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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