He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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