a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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