There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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