dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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