Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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