P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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